The Greyhound
40 seater upstairs function room nestled in the heart of Derby’s vibrant Friar Gate area, close to the Cathedral Quarter. We pride ourselves on offering the finest craft and cask beers, complemented by delicious food served daily. Our weekly events and function room hire make us the perfect spot for any occasion. Enjoy our instagrammable beer garden, featuring a retractable roof for all-weather enjoyment. We are family and dog friendly, ensuring everyone feels at home. Come and experience the best of Derby with us!
Upcoming Shows
May 2026
/ Free Entry (PWYL)
3 Chicks and a D*ck - PWYL
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3 women all very different characters will bring you laughs and delight you with their style and panache. Debbie Holt. She still fucks but too old for a midlife crisis. Wendy king . Don't let…
Sat, May 30, 2026, 06:00 PM - 07:00 PM
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OVEREXPLAINING OVEREXPLAINED: THE MUSICAL. SORT OF. B*GGER. SEE BLURB FOR TITLE. - PWYL
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"The title should be self-explanatory", they said, blissfully unaware that telling an autistic person to come up with a length-restricted piece of text that comprehensively summarises a thing while still piquing interest is the equivalent…
Sat, May 30, 2026, 07:30 PM - 08:30 PM
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An Idiot's Guide To Murder - PWYL
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Laurence Tuck is Dr Laurence Tench, respected academic and expert in murder. This show is an abridged version of Dr Tench's international lecture tour, a step by step guide in how to murder someone and…
Sat, May 30, 2026, 09:00 PM - 10:00 PM
June 2026
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A Star Wars Improv Show: The One-Man Made-Up Movie - £7
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Fresh from a sell-out residency at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, the new and acclaimed show embarks on its 2026 tour. Award nominated stand-up and improviser Jon Hipkiss brings together the ultimate celebration of comedy and…
Mon, June 1, 2026, 07:30 PM - 08:30 PM
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An Asexual Guide On Love (WIP) - PWYL
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Luke Harrower is an asexual comedian with an arsenal of silly quick fire gags. He brings an infectious energy to the stage, and is hot on the rise in the Midlands and East Anglia comedy…
Mon, June 1, 2026, 09:00 PM - 10:00 PM
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Erasmus - PWYL
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The show is loosely a retelling of the year I spent studying abroad in Spain and Brazil, with anecdotes, observations and tangents about what I saw and did but also where I came from, how…
Fri, June 5, 2026, 06:30 PM - 07:30 PM
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Some Words, In an Order, On A Stage. - PWYL
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Ryan Kenny brings a bold alternative comedy show to Derby that refuses to sit quietly in any one genre. Blending poetry, props and absurdity, Ryan delivers an act that’s inventive, unpredictable and genuinely unlike anything…
Fri, June 5, 2026, 08:00 PM - 09:00 PM
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Anthony Williams is a pathological penny pincher - PWYL
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From working in a theme park to living in Blackpool, dating in the 90s, and very nearly being assassinated by the Bulgarian mafia, Pathological Penny Pincher is a fast, funny stand-up show about the extreme…
Fri, June 5, 2026, 09:30 PM - 10:30 PM
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Crook Who's Talking - PWYL
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The first solo show from Manchester comic James Crook He's tired, he's confused & he's 30 something. He's got Catholic guilt, a cynical outlook on life and a few bones to pick! Now all he…
Sun, June 7, 2026, 03:00 PM - 04:00 PM
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Yours Insincerely (WIP) - PWYL
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BBC New Comedy Awards 2023 Semi-Finalist Jack McLean brings a work in progress of his debut hour to the Leicester Comedy Festival. A hilarious show all about pretence, lies and authenticity to make the case…
Sun, June 7, 2026, 04:30 PM - 05:30 PM